Abe’s Cold Beer Robbed by Man in Fake Beard
As far as criminal disguises go, the fake beard would have to be a pretty safe bet.
It covers your face enough (depending on the fake beard style) that you can really throw off a potential witness’ description of you.
Add any sort of eyeglasses and you’re immediately unrecognizable, however, you may stick out just a bit when fleeing from the place you just robbed.
Usually, I’d think this was a bit funny, but some guy robbed Abe’s Cold Beer in Bethlehem!!!! I’m there like… twice seven times a week!
Bethlehem police said a lone gunman wearing a fake beard Monday night held up Abe’s Cold Beer, a West Bethlehem six- and 12-pack beer seller.
Police said a black man in his late 20s to early 30s, about 5 feet 10 inches tall with a heavy build and wearing a dark blue jacket, jeans, hat and phony beard, followed a clerk into the store’s freezer at 9:52 p.m., racked the slide on a silver pistol and pointed it at the clerk.
The man ordered the clerk to return to the cash register and give him the money, police said. The man ran away with an undisclosed amount of cash. No one was injured and no beer was stolen, police said.
The store is at 1301 W. Broad St.
Police are working to retrieve video images of the alleged robber. Source
What? The 7-11 up the street wasn’t good enough for you? They have all the free money you can shake a shotgun at.
Leave Abe’s alone! That place has like 2,342 types of beer and all anyone ever buys are 12 packs of Miller High Life.
They sell Four Lokos there like HOT CAKES.
Man, I’m thirsty.
But, seriously, Abe’s was open on LABOR DAY. He’s open all the time. You have to respect a place that you KNOW is going to be open pretty much no matter the time you need your fix of Bud Light Lime. Cause, when you need a Bud Light Lime, it’s like no other fix.
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I have a friend who was once robbed for his six pack after strolling out of the Tally Ho one weekend evening.
But he got caught. Just sayin.
This is just the calm before the storm, so I wanted to do a test article to make sure I still had what it took to properly write about drunk college students.
Um.
I definitely have a guilty conscience. Every time, EVERY TIME, I see a police car while driving my heart skips a beat.
I don’t believe that people can STILL get scammed by someone coming to their front door.
Remember Jennifer Bahn, the mom who was like “
I grew up kinda in the sticks. People used guns to kill deer. Then they ate the deer. Kids made deer jerky and sold it at school. Seriously. Guns meant something.
So, remember like a YEAR ago when I said that the owner of the Hawthorne House 
I love when someone is so impatient that they NEED to get JUST in front of YOU so that they can be ONE car length ahead of you in traffic.
Musikfest is over and I feel like crap. It’s part postpartum depression and part “I’m REALLY hung over.”
So, we’re almost at the end of Musikfest 2010. If you’re a college student, you’re getting ready to go back to getting fat and rushing crappy frats. If you’re a high schooler, you’re getting ready to go back and form a new clique based on your awful fashion sense. If you’re an adult, you’re probably unemployed, so who cares?
1. LVwithLOVE Show at Musikfest!: Well, obviously, I have to plug the
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After all the
HEY NEEEEEIGHHHBORS! It’s your friendly NEEEIGhborhood horse cop and I am here to clear the air. I’m a nice stallion, seriously. And, to prove this, I’m going to interview Selena… Gomez or whatever about…. stuff. So, HEY SELENA thanks for sitting down with me!