Musikfest Arrest Round Up! (DRUNKS AND MOONS)

This doesn’t need much introduction. Here are your winners SO FAR for “most stupid faced stupidness” at Musikfest!

I included the picture of this woman because I saw her do this last year and I was amazed that 1. she did it and 2. she makes a living eats by doing this. Just makes me happy about the world.

A boy dropped his pants and mooned a crowd of people at 11:30 p.m. Wednesday while on the Main Street ramp. It’s the same Main Street ramp where Bethlehem police park their SWAT team’s armored vehicle and the police department’s command center along with an array of video cameras. He was cited with disorderly conduct.

Mooning is an artform and thus, this arrest is invalid.

A 21-year-old New Jersey man was found Tuesday night passed out at the corner of West Lehigh and Main streets. David Pascale was taken to a local hospital and charged with public drunkenness. 

Yawn, fucking boring. Who gets arrested for JUST being drunk? Break something or at least piss on the street. I’m taking back your “cool” card.

Police found a 15-year-old boy drunk at 12:26 a.m. Wednesday as he wandered in the first block of Center Street.

THAT is more like it!

A 22-year-old Walnutport man was charged with public drunkenness while being carried to his car early Wednesday on the Broad Street bridge. Benjamin T. Reichenbach (FACEBOOK PROFILE) had a preliminary blood-alcohol content of 0.262, more than three times the legal limit to drive.

SUHWEEEET. Awesome. I hope they weren’t carrying him back to drive? Just sayin.

A 28-year-old Allentown woman passed out at 12:47 a.m. Wednesday in the 400 block of Main Street. Amy Mussel was found on the ground and charged with public drunkenness.

Amy, call me. You left your dignity on my nightstand.

An 18-year-old city man on Wednesday night tossed a bottle from the Main Street bridge onto Fetzplatz. The Main Street bridge is where the police headquarters for the festival are located. Christopher Vargas, of Fiot Avenue, was nabbed by mounted officers and charged with disorderly conduct.

Once again, our horse buddies come up strong!

A 31-year-old man passed out, with his pants open, in the first block of East Church Street, the same block that hosts City Hall and police headquarters. Christopher D. Bemelmans, of Oakland Road in Bethlehem Township, Pa., was charged with public drunkenness. Source

WITH his pants open. THAT is how you do it, kids. 

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