Bethlehem’s Police Spokesman Mark DiLuzio is The Best

In one day Bethlehem’s Police Spokesman, Mark DiLuzio, has quickly become super awesome.

Earlier in the day he made a witty retort about a rape and quickly comes back with this quip regarding underage drinkers!

Bethlehem police said today 23 people had been arrested at Musikfest, mostly for alcohol-related offenses and fighting.Of that number, 10 were from Bethlehem and 13 were from New York, New Jersey and California.

“The majority were on Main Street,” police spokesman Mark DiLuzio said today, adding, “We call it Puberty Platz because so many are underage and drinking.” Of the 23 charged, DiLuzio said 14 were underage. Source

I couldn’t have said it better myself. 

Mark, if we ever run out of material we’re coming to you. Kthxbye.