Read This and Then Stop Acting Like You Have Issues

One of my pet peeves, besides having pet peeves, is taking things for granted.

People do it every day, every second of every day. People bitch about people taking too long at a fast food line. People bitch about their coffee being too hot or too cold. People bitch about other people bitching.

Don’t get me wrong, I bitch too and take shit for granted, but at least have a silly band that I snap to my wrist every time I do. Well that and the whole flagellation issue.

So, here you go kiddos, stop acting like you have problems. 

A 20-year-old Bethlehem man allegedly forced the mother of his son to stay at his city home from Friday to Monday morning.

Sheldon Eugene Hottenstein, of the 2100 block of Easton Avenue, hit Theresa Defeo with a broom, pushed her around and fed her only a Slim Jim and iced tea in the three days he detained her, police allege.

I hope it was at least a nacho flavored Slim Jim, those are the best, wayyy better than original flavored Slim Jims and the Tabasco bullshit ones they have, don’t even waste your time. Iced tea though, nice touch Sheldon.

The former couple have a 2-year-old son, police said, and Hottenstein allegedly lured Defeo, of Albrightsville, to Bethlehem by telling her he bought diapers and had money for the boy.

She was so hard up that he knew that he could get her there by offering the bare essentials to keep their child comfortable and clean. Think about that shit while you sip your latte.

Defeo also allegedly vandalized Defeo’s car and told her, when she finally found his cell phone and called her mother on Monday, “If she calls the cops, I’m getting the Latin Kings involved. I’m going to hurt her more.”

TYPO !!!! That first “Defeo” is supposed to read “Hottenstein.” Just sayin. And don’t worry, Theresa, all the Latin Kings are in jail… um wait…

Hottenstein was charged with simple assault, false imprisonment, criminal mischief and harassment. He was sent to Northampton County Prison in lieu of $15,000 bail. Source

Now let’s all talk about how this is so unfortunate and how this woman should get some help or how she brought it upon herself or how this and that and this since we don’t really know anything….

Man I want to snap into a Slim Jim.