Crazy Bethlehem Woman Escapes And Stuff…

So, again, sorry for being all MIA last week, but shit happens and you’re going to have to deal with it.

ANYWAY, I totally was not aware of this crazy awesome woman(?) who keeps escaping from the police only to get caught again. It’s a shame, really, because I would TOTALLY date her.

Well, not date her… I mean, I’d play video games with her… that’s about it. We certainly wouldn’t share a tub of ice cream.

The charges keep piling up for Krystal Rae Gottshall (FACEBOOK PROFILE), the Bethlehem woman who escaped from Easton police officer Vince Bruneo while awaiting arraignment for theft charges Thursday.

After three days on the lam, police caught up with Gottshall on Sunday but she made one last attempt to flee when she slipped off her handcuffs and was able to open the back of a squad car.

This trip lasted only 25 yards, however, as she was quickly apprehended and placed in leg shackles to prevent further attempts at freedom.

“We know how she got out of the car,” Capt. Michael Vangelo said Monday.

Records indicate that Gottshall asked police officer Tom Bittel to lower the window because of the heat and she was able to unlock the car from the outside after slipping out of her right handcuff.

In addition to the original theft charge, Gottshall was also arraigned separately on two escape charges and possession of drug paraphernalia after police found two crack pipes and two injection needles, records say. Source

I’m glad we have Capt. Vangelo on the case to explain to the public that they are aware that this girl opened the door…

TWO crack pipes? Did she have a back up?

Apparently she escaped during a hearing or whatever and then was on the lam for a bit and apparently was all ready to live a life on the run.

A life on the run only works if you’re like, Michael Landon or something. Wasn’t he running from the devil?