WE ARE BACK! (Easton Remains the Same)

I apologize for the lengthy downtime, let’s just say the clinic isn’t giving out the best antibiotics anymore. If you know what I’m saying.

Speaking of antibiotics… Easton!

Two men were charged with open lewdness over the weekend in two separate incidents in Easton.

On Saturday, police were called at 6:18 a.m. to the first block of North Union Street for a report of a man exposing himself. Officers found Levi Hankerson, 45, of the 100 block of Rock Street in the city, walking in the 500 block of Pine Street, according to a news release.

Hankerson allegedly had a small amount of methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia. He was charged with possession of methamphetamine and open lewdness.

On Sunday, police received a report at 7:13 a.m. of a naked man masturbating at 10th and Northampton streets. Police say they found John Gardner, 61, sitting on the steps of Noto’s Deli, near a pool of urine. Source

Jesus H. Christ why am I not invited to these parties?

Seriously, if you’re masturbating in your own pool of urine, it’s high time you started thinking about joining a traveling carnival of fucking awesome.