Update: Turns out I was foiled by Bill White, he had posted a similar story a month before me last summer! CURSE YOU BILL WHITE!
Ugh. I hate to be this guy, but I have to be this guy.
So, last year, last July 28 to be exact, I published this story questioning what the hell was going on with the Iron Pigs crazy mascots.
Today, nearly a year later, the Morning Call publishes one.
(Ok, so the odds are they never even noticed that I wrote it and then Bill White had the same awesome idea I had. Whatever the reason, they need to bring back the original mascots.)