Naked Allentown Man Terrorizes Bethlehem

Nooo It’s not Ed Palowski!

However, a naked man from Allentown apparently disturb some dude’s morning routine by being, well, freaking naked and having a knife.

Note to readers: If you’re going to be naked, I recommend using a blunt weapon instead of one that could maybe cut off your naked bits.

A 39-year-old Allentown man wearing no clothes and clutching a pair of kitchen knives was running amok in the 700 block of East Sixth Street in Bethlehem on Monday morning, police said.

Cesar Garcia-Bueno was held at gunpoint by Kurt Hurtberg at 9 a.m. Monday in front of Hurtberg’s home, police said.

Hurtberg was taking a shower when he heard noises in his home and someone speaking Spanish, police said. 

Hurtberg got his gun and detained the naked Garcia-Bueno — who was holding knives taken from Hurtberg’s home — in his front yard, police said. Source

“Heard noises in home and someone speaking Spanish.” Isn’t that kinda basically the same thing? I mean… people who speak Spanish REALLY fast are like… I don’t know what the word is, but it’s not “quiet.”