Easton Hits New High! (That Means Low. Kids With Shotguns.)

Easton needs a new motto.

“Easton, the City That God Pooped On.”

No. “Easton. Your Children Need to Be Leashed.”

Meh. “Easton. We Totally Used to Have Businesses Downtown.”

Hmmm. “Easton. Moving Targets Are More Difficult to Shoot. Drive Fast.”

Or. “Easton. Yes. We Have a Centre Square.”

Nah. “Easton. Seriously. Parents Here Interchange Shotguns and Children.”

A 23-year-old Easton man faces charges after he allegedly allowed two children to handle a long barreled shotgun and ammunition, police said.

Asad Gul, 23, who police said has addresses in Easton and Piscataway, N.J., was arrested following a 2:30 a.m. traffic stop on North Ninth Street for having an expired registration, police said.

When police approached the car, they saw Gul along with two children, one in the passenger’s seat and one in the back, police said. The child in the back seat was allegedly trying to hide the shotgun, while the child in the front allegedly had ammunition to the gun, police said.

Police did not provide ages or hometowns for the children. They face charges through Northampton County Juvenile Probation, police said. Source

For SERIOUS!??!?!

Ok, enough with the Easton defending.

It’s like this. If you’re on this ship that USED to be so freaking awesome and sweet and crap, but now it’s overrun by some crazy pirates who also give their kid pirates shotguns and they ride their bicycles all over the first class deck, wouldn’t you wanna get on a different ship? I mean, even if the galley is still nice, wouldn’t you be looking for a tugboat?

I’m not saying. I’m just sayin’.