Penn State Student Shakes Poop Out of His Pant Leg

We posted last week about how State College was going to pay bars to not serve alcohol on State Patty’s Day (the day Penn State students made up where they can celebrate St. Patty’s Day on campus since they are on break terrorizing their hometowns during actual St. Patrick’s Day.)

Well, it looks like the day went pretty smoothly.

However, while overall crime numbers were down, poopy pants numbers were up!

Mackenzie Woron, a 21-year-old Economics major, was cited for a noise ordinance violation at around 8:30 a.m. on February 23, for having music “audible beyond property line.” Woron was cited again at 11:30 a.m. for public drunkenness and public urination by a different officer on W. Nittany Ave. He has plead guilty to all three of these charges.

Only about two hours later, Woron was caught on a security camera “shaking feces” out of his pant leg in his apartment building’s laundry room. That charge was just filed yesterday and is awaiting a plea. Woron will also have to pay a bio-hazard cleanup fee for the excrement. SOURCE: Onward State

That’s a mental image.

St. Patrick’s Day is that time of year you really need to establish your alcohol tolerance for coming weekends. If you make it through the weekend pretty hungover, perhaps a vomit here and there, you’re a champ and you can look forward to a full spring and summer of public drinking.

Good job!

If you’re shaking poop out of your pant leg, you maybe want to reconsider exactly how much tequila you’re newly drinking age body can handle.

All-in-all, though, good for Penn State… the whole lower incident thing, not the poop leg thing.