Easton Grandma Beats Kids!!!

My grandma never beat me up. In fact, I don’t think she ever hit me. I think my punishment was more or less her making fun of me, which, in hindsight, worked pretty well. Like, if i was crying or something, she’d be like “You look like a fool and your face is going to stick like that and it is going to be hilarious.” Or if I was bored she’d be like “Only stupid people get bored.”

Awesome. She was the best.

I mean, grandmas are SUPPOSED to be nice. They are who you go to when your parents won’t tell you yes. They aren’t supposed to beat you!!! WTF?

An Easton woman admitted today to assaulting four of her grandchildren.

Charmaine Renee Mount, 60, of the 600 block of Northampton Street, pleaded guilty to one count each of simple assault and recklessly endangering another person.

Northampton County Judge Edward G. Smith sentenced Mount to three years of probation.

Mount also must attend anger management and parenting classes, comply with the recommendations of her psychological evaluation and have limited contact with the children, Smith ordered.

Wilson Borough police said Mount beat the children July 4 in the 2000 block of Washington Street. The children, all younger than 12, fled and contacted their parents, who contacted police. Source

Figures she lives in Easton. Stupid Easton grandmothers beating the crap out of everyone.

Haha, her last name is Mount. I love it.