Man’s Penis Legally a Deadly Weapon

Remember when Magic Johnson got AIDS? I do. Well, I don’t remember like exactly WHEN he got it, but I remember him being on TV saying he got it. And, at that time, one would think “Oh, man, Magic Johnson is SO going to die in like a week.” But, lo and behold he’s still alive and kicking and how did his wife NOT divorce him? Amazing.

Anyway, AIDS has come to the point now that drugs, while they haven’t CURED the disease, are definitely taking a big chunk out of its former immediate death sentence tag.

However, there are still those who have the disease and don’t mind spreading it like Gummi Bears.

A 20-year-old man infected with HIV, who is already in jail for having high-risk sex with a young girl last year, now faces additional charges for having sex with a second girl, the Hunterdon County Prosecutor’s office said this morning.

County officials said Rick D. Webster, who previously lived in Alexandria Township, allegedly had sex with a juvenile girl several times between May and August.

For this offense, Webster was charged with sexual assault, third-degree diseased person committing an act of sexual penetration and endangering the welfare of a child, officials said. He remains in Hunterdon County jail in lieu of $110,000 bail.

The third-degree diseased-person charge Webster faces is reserved for defendants either with HIV, which is the virus that causes AIDS, or with AIDS itself. A lesser fourth-degree charge is for defendants infected with other venereal diseases, records show. Source

So, in effect, this man’s penis is a deadly weapon and is treated as such. Fuck right, it should be.

I knew someone who was an Army Ranger or something like that and he had to (legally, or he was bullshitting me) tell someone at least three times to stop being an aggressor before he could fight them because he was trained to kill shit, like baby seals and Iraqis.

That must be interesting.