Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week (RED HAIRED MOM IN BANGOR)

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Alright, onto local weirdos.

You are very tall - w4m (Lehigh Valley)

I saw you one day pumping gas, you were very tall and you had a West Virginia Car magnet on your SUV. You didn’t look at me but I admired you from a distance, I think that there could be something special between us, I have been looking for a new man in my life ever since my husband died, maybe one day my kids will call you daddy. I hope you read this…

That escalated rather quickly. Just because the guy’s from West Virginia doesn’t mean he necessarily needs any more children.

Valley Farm Market - m4m - 49 (Lehigh Valley)

You’re probably in your 50’s and work at one of the Valley Farm Markets. I won’t say which one to keep this from being too obvious. I’ve seen you in the store many times and I’ve also noticed you travelling through my neighborhood on your way to or from work. You’ve said hello to me many times and you’ve even waved to me when I’ve been in my yard.
You’re probably not even the type to scan Craigslist ads - I know this is a longshot. Have never really had the right opportunity to strike up a conversation with you, but, I’ve sure wanted to. Not sure if you’re just a friendly man or there’s an interest on your part too.
If you reply, please mention what type of pet you have or describe either the vehicle you drive or mine. Any other replys won’t be taken seriously.
Thanks

This seems a BIIIIIT stalkerish. Just because the dude waves to you may not necessarily mean he wants to make out with you. However, say he is, then just walk into whatever section he works at at Valley Farm market and ask him the best way to tell if the melons are ripe. Ohhh yeahhhh!

Carol at the Sands - m4w - 56 (Penny Slots)

We sat next to each other playing penny slots at the Sands this past Saturday afternoon. you were betting 40 cent bets and left after being up $500.00
I guess you noticed I couldnt take my eyes off of you. I was so attracted to you. You said you go often. We exchanged names and pleasant conversation. I realize this is a long shot but hoping to see you there again. If you see this and of any interest would love to hear from you. You were wearing black jeans and a black top that said “Bethlehem Restaurants.”

Yeah, finding love at the slots always seemed … shady. I mean, not that it can’t be done, but people generally are at the casino to fill out one vice in their life. They are focused on gambling. This is ESPECIALLY true if they came there ONLY to gamble and not to take in any entertainment. So, they aren’t really down for small talk and potential love connections.

But, never say never, pull that lever.

Red Hair Mom Weis in Bangor Valentines Day (Bangor)

I wanted to let you know that you are absolutely Beautiful! This was Around 4:30pm Valentines Day. We saw each other a couple of times as we shopped but we really got a chance to check each other out as we passed at the end of the frozen aisle you stopped to look at something and I did the same. I know I didn’t care about what was in the feezer I was just there to look at you and I got the feeling you stopped to look at me too. You had a new born in a carrier on your cart, and if you just had a baby… My God!! Incredible!!! I’m sure you’re married or have a boyfriend or something but I don’t care. I couldn’t not put this post up. If I ever get the chance and see you again I will def approach you to let you know that you are absolutely Stunning! Kicking myself now for not talking to you today! If you stumble upon this and want to talk hmu and tell me what color of hoodie I had on.

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I’m sure the mom in question is flattered that you think she looks so great after childbirth. However, HOLY HELL THIS IS NOT what you do. No no no no no. 

Go do a Missed Connection on the lady who is bagging your groceries or something. Let the new mom do some food shopping for the new human that just came out of her body, who she should probably give a good amount of attention to for awhile.

Be safe, creepers!

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