New York Man Wipes Poop on Casino Parking Deck

There is hope in me that you don’t ever need to see what your absolutely bottom would be. There are other limits you may want to test such as, “What’s the best job you can get?” Or “How many digits of Pi can you remember?”

When you’re pooping in a parking garage and then smearing it on the wall, there’s not much more room at the bottom.

In fact, just pooping on the parking deck was as close to bottom as you could get, so, smearing the poop really just.. just pushed it.

A New York man vandalized the Sands Casino Resort Bethlehem parking garage with his own feces, according to police.

Chi Chen, 54, of Flushing, N.Y., allegedly defecated in the garage at about 8:25 Sunday morning. Police say Chen then rubbed the waste on the wall of the garage.

It was not clear what prompted Chen to commit the alleged crime. He was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, according to police.SOURCE: The Express-Times

8:25 a.m.

That’s in the morning.

And you say there’s nothing exciting going on around here…