Remember Zach and Adriana? F*#% Them! They Totally Broke up!

So, do you remember Zach Heffelfinger and Adriana Nikles? Remember??? The high school couple from Emmaus last year that was going to BE IN LOVE forevers?!??!!

RECAP:

As students streamed out of Allentown’s Central Catholic High School at dismissal today, girls shrieked and giggled when they spotted Emmaus High School junior Zach Heffelfinger. He was holding a dozen roses in each hand.

In between was a huge, hand-made sign: “Adriana Nikles, will you go to the prom with me?”

By the time the object of his affection stepped out of the door, a contingent of grinning students were milling around 17-year-old Zach.

One look at the sign, and all sophomore Adriana could do was throw her arms around Zach’s neck and say “Yes, I will.” Zach’s romantic surprise began earlier in the day when he got Adriana’s friends to plant puzzle pieces around the school fit to form the word “PROM?” Source

Awww! They are going to be in LOVE FOREVER.

No, it didn’t even last another fucking year.

Just so you know. Here is Zach’s current Facebook page where is apparently now into dudes.

And here is Adriana’s.

They aren’t on each other’s friends’ lists kids.

What have we learned here? Don’t waste money on women unless they are pregnant with your kid.

Thank you, move on.

If you have any information on what went down and why Zach is now hugging guys, please e-mail me at lehighvalleywithlove@gmail.com

Thanks to my buddy Greg for bringing this to my attention.