32-Year-Old Cougar Does 15-Year-Old Boy!!! SCANDAL!!!

Remember in middle school when all the chicks wanted older dudes who were in like 8th and 9th grade? What bullshit. Those guys were such freaking tools. Just because they were a grade ahead and had cars… wait, no… um jobs, wait.. no… what DID they have that I didn’t have in 7th grade? Nothing, that’s what.

And when I got to 8th grade all the 7th grade girls were like, “what’s up let’s make out in the woods.” And i’m like “Woahhhh hold on there, what’s going on?”

But, then I just caved.

So, don’t women generally like OLDER men, by rule or example? I didn’t know 32-year-olds were attracted to teenage boys….

Bethlehem police said a 32-year-old city woman had sex on several occasions last year with a 15-year-old boy.

Jennifer Barbarics, of the 1100 block of Wood Street, told the boy she hated her husband and her life and wanted to be with him instead, according to court papers. Police allege she first had sex with the boy Dec. 20 in the back seat of her car in an alley near Spring Garden Elementary School after picking him up at his home and stopping at a CVS to buy condoms.

Barbarics knew the boy, police said, and had been exchanging text messages with him since late November. Some of the texts described sexual situations, according to court papers, and the boy and Barbarics flirted in the messages as well.

Police said Barbarics last had sex with boy in the attic of her home and on at least one other occasion she tried to have sex with the boy, but failed to find a safe place.

She was charged with four counts each of statutory sexual assault, indecent assault, corruption of minors and unlawful contact with a minor. She was also charged with endangering the welfare of a child. She was sent to Northampton County Prison in lieu of $25,000 bail. Source

To be fair, 32-year-old women are not Cougars yet, they are more like little Ocelots in training. Cougars are 40 and older, I think, by definition. And, to be a Cougar I think you have to be actively pursuing a male under the age of 30?

To the point, if you find a 32-year-old good looking girl who has never been married, watch your back, those girls are all sorts of fucked up.

Also, I hope that this whole fiasco was discovered by accident, because if this girl is good looking (no evidence she is or isn’t) and I was her little troubadour you can bet your ass I’m going to be playing it close to the vest.