So, if you haven’t heard, it’s gonna snow. And, what would snow in Lehigh Valley be without people freaking out about it? Honestly, you would think that we lived in Florida or something.
In any event, I’m sure we’ll be chronicling the freak outs on Twitter all day.
In the meantime, here are some local crazies.
Mike? You were bowling in the lane next to us and I thought you were super cute with your family. Don’t know if you’re single or not but I was pretty tipsy :( tis embarrassing. I would have given you my number but I think I was creeping and you were never alone and blah… I don’t normally drink like that… Anyway!
If you happen to see this respond and maybe we could hang out sometime or you could give me some bowling lessons ;P
Let me know what your last game score was or something that would prove its you. Thaankkkkkssssss
How do you pick up a dude in the bowling alley? Probably the best way is going to talk to him when he’s on his way to the bathroom or something, that way he’s away from whatever “family” he was with. If by “family” you meant “wife,” then you’re a jerk.
Wheeled me to and from x-ray 1/28/13. Asked about my tattoo on my arm and we talked about similiar problems with x’s.
Hey, you know, the hospital isn’t a bad place to meet someone, depending on the level of sick they are. But, if they are the nurse or x-ray technician and you DON’T ask them out, you’ve probably already missed your cue. See, if they shoot you down, you can just blame it on the fact that you’re really sick or in the hospital for x-rays. MISSED OPPORTUNITY FAIL.
Our children go to the same school and we pick them up around the same time usually 1145ish..we steal glances at each other and sometimes we exchange a smile but never a word I think you are Hispanic…hit me up if this rings a bell.
Ah, she’s one of those in-between Hispanics. I’m sure you made her feel better about her heritage by not being sure about that. But, hey, there may be no better time to pick up a woman then when she’s picking up her children from the bus stop. Your smarminess won’t cause them fear, no worries.
You were with your family and I was with mine. You walked past my row 3 times and I’m wondering if their was a connection.
You are bald, full beard, and had a maroon shirt. Tell me what color your pants were. I also had a red shirt on.
Get back to me if this you.
Put “Scooter” in the subject line to weed out the nitwits.
Yes, we wouldn’t want any “nitwits” emailing you about your missed connection from when you were at the Harlem Globetrotters game.
See, I was kinda hoping this was about a bear mascot. Unfortunately, it was not. :(
Have a great weekend. Freak out about the snow. Etc.
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