Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week (KARAOKE AND ADULT TOY PARITES!)

Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week brought to you by Blue Monkey Sports Restaurant, Townsend Insurance, iMobileRescue, Joe’s Tavern and Molly’s Irish Grille & Sports Pub!

Three things that you need to know.

1. Joe’s Tavern is holding its first Karaoke Contest tonight! $100 for the winner. Easily the most fun karaoke in town. You win.

2. Blue Monkey is holding Adult Toy Bingo on Saturday! It’s like regular bingo, but with more dildos!

3. LVwithLove Live! Episode 4 is out and it’s full of LSD, drinks that shall not be named and old ladies with DUIs.

Onto people who live in your community who would probably freak you out in person.

To the BIG tall Cowboy - w4m - 22 (Lehigh Valley) - 22

You noticed me checking you out as you mounted your horse. Your big strong balls grasping the reigns. You took off before I got to talk to you. If you read this know my tits have been horny and I want your balls.

What? This one actually sound a bit fake, but, whatever. We haven’t had a horse related missed connection in quite some time and, well,  yeah.

Moving on.

your name was Robert? - m4m (allentown)

You are 21-ish. Athletic. Big dick. We met in mid-December, late on a Sunday night. My place was dark. You came in. No talking. You sat back and fed me a nice hot load. You wanted to suck me but I wanted to suck you more. :-) No lights, no talking. You came and left. Would like to repeat the scene. You are probably headed back to school but I thought I’d give this a shot anyway.

No way this happens. This happens? Cmon. People. This is the least safe thing in the history of gay sex. Stop that! Bad dudes!

Chicken Lounge this evening - m4m (Allentown)

Saw you at the Chicken Lounge in Allentown this evening, 01/26/13. We were sitting across from each other. You were alone and I was not. We shared intense eye contact. There was no doubt in my mind that there was interest.

C’mon, anyone who hangs out at the Chicken Lounge is always there alone. Isn’t that the whole gist behind going to the Chicken Lounge?

Let’s end on a nice note. There is still chivalry left in the world. And, to think, this guy may get the girl just because he was a … nice dude and made a nice gesture…

I put your wipers down for you - m4w (Bethlehem)

I put your wipers down for you the other night when you came out of work.. you said thank you with a very pretty smile!! anyway your cute and im sure ill never see you again

Or he could have made a move right then and wouldn’t have had to post it online anonymously, which makes him go from being chivalrous to .. well.. kinda creepy.

Have a great weekend! 

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