Masked People Rob Adult World in Quakertown

Ok. If I’m hell-bent on robbing somewhere for cash, I can’t say I’m really excited to be hitting up the adult toy and video store.

Those dollar bills are dirty. Like, middle-aged man crusty handful dirty.

But, while you’re in there, you might as well help yourself to a few new… amenities.

Three armed robbers who held up an adult toy and video store on Route 309 near Quakertown Monday night got away with about $1,000 in cash, police said.

The robbers entered the Adult World store at 880 S. West End Blvd., which is Route 309, in Richland Township about 9:15 p.m. Monday.

The robbers wore masks and were armed with handguns, but a police news release did not identify them as either male or female and provided no further description. SOURCE: The Morning Call

You know why the police don’t usually release how much robbers stole from a store? It’s because they don’t want to encourage other robbers based on the amount.

So, now you all know that if you rob Adult World you can get away with about $1,000 and a bunch of Ryan Gosling blow up dolls.

Blue Monkey’s Adult Toy Bingo Takes Place This Saturday Night!!! Go and you can get some adult toys without having to steal them!