Car ALMOST Hits Bank in Easton

My running joke is that I want to replace Facebook.com’s name with Kneejerk.com because, you know, everyone has knee jerk reactions to crap on there.

That’s the joke.

While it may not be the best joke ever, you get my point. Instead of taking the time to see both sides of a situation and having a not-so-sexy conclusion that, well, sometimes (most of the time) the answers are usually in a gray area where not one specific person is to blame, WE WANT SOMEONE TO BE BLAMED.

It’s just human nature.

Man, we suck.

Also, this car ALMOST hit a bank!

Easton accident sees car nearly hit bank

A woman hit the gas instead of the brake just before 9 this morning outside the National Penn Bank at South Third and Ferry streets in Easton and the car ended up in the bushes next to the building, city police said.

The woman, who was the only person in the car, was not hurt, police said.SOURCE: The Express-Times

In other news, I ALMOST got a cappuccino today but decided to go with the black coffee instead.

Also, a dude ALMOST slipped and fell on the sidewalk, but he caught his balance at the last minute and was spared!

Reports of a woman ALMOST successfully completing a perfect parallel parking job were coming across the wire this morning.

I ALMOST didn’t stop at a stop sign on the way into work, but then I did.