A List of Other Things you Should Be Talking About Other than Snow

So, EVEN IF we get 475 inches of freaking snow tonight, I don’t want to hear about it anymore because it doesn’t matter if you tell me about it or if the television does because I only have to hear about it ONE TIME to change my schedule from “going into work” to “going into work more slowly.”

SERIOUSLY, I can understand if you live in the freaking boondocks and cannot, absolutely just cannot, get the hell out of your house. Fine, then you make that clear and use a sick day and all is fine with the world.

Do you know how long that takes you? Exactly two minutes from the time you pick up the phone until you put it down. Thus, you do not have to speak about it all freaking day long while at work. We get it, you won’t be coming in tomorrow because the snow is going to be so bad that there is no way you’re driving…

That being said, let’s just not talk about it. Let’s realize that we’re lucky to even see snow. Have you ever seen a person who has never seen snow before finally see snow? It’s like they are hypnotized by god for awhile and are in awe of the true beauty of what nature can really.. but NOoOOOooOO we just have to complain about it…

Below is a list of other things you SHOULD be talking about today besides the freaking weather in no particular order.

1. The Winter Olympics: Because they only come around once every four years and for some reason I’m jonesing to start up a pick up shuffleboard league this summer.
2. Brian Westbrook: If you’re not into sports than skip this one, but his recent release from the Eagles is kinda a big deal, especially since he played his collegiate football at Villanova and is a beloved player. :(
3. American Idol and the Kid from Nazareth: I don’t really watch this show much, but c’mon the kid is from FREAKING Nazareth and he’s in the top whatever. Imagine if this kid wins, everyone is going to be like “I totally made out with him in sixth grade.”
4. Flippingoffanimals.com: Following in the wakes of Look at That Fucking Hipster and People of Wal-Mart Flippingoffanimals.com just makes you feel good for getting back at nature.
5. Lehigh Valley with Love Open Mic: Because it only happens two times a month and rumor is Lady GaGa is going to be there on March 3rd.
6. The Bookstore Speakeasy is now on Twitter.
7. Wegmans is now on Twitter?
8. 46 People died in an Indonesian Mudslide: I bet they don’t have to call in sick tomorrow.
9. It’s less than six months to Musikfest: And there is still time for them to announce a good band.
10. You’re all still alive, relatively healthy, one can presume, have families and aren’t planning on robbing banks today.

So, no more about snow, talk about some of that shit.. thanks….