Man Smacks Wife in Head with Dinner Plate (Tiestoware)

Ahh, nothing like sitting around the table after a long day. Everyone gets to enjoy dinner and discuss all the interesting things they did, like fight about gun control on Facebook and then posting pictures of wrongly attributed inspirational quotes on the face of nature pictures.

Or, you could hang with this family…

Nicholas Caramuche, 49, of the 100 block of East Greenwich Street in Bethlehem, was in the midst of a heated argument with his wife at about 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, police say.

Authorities say the verbal argument turned physical and Caramuche struck his wife in the face and back of the head with a dinner plate. SOURCE: The Express-Times

I think the hardest thing I’ve ever been hit in the head with is… what do you call the thing at the end of a staircase… the staircase end? Whatever. I ran head first into one of those when I was six. Hurt like hell. 

Fiestaware!!!!

Tiesto should make a line of dishes called Tiestoware! And they can come with like… a laptop so you can pretend you, too, are a DJ who pushes “play” on his laptop.