Happy weekend. Check out the new, local clothing line by City Hick Clothing Co. and their first offerings. City Hick is Bethlehem based and seems pretty cool. I’d suggest getting on the mailing list to keep up-to-date with future releases. I mean, seriously, if that little Lacoste alligator thing can be cool, why can’t a pitchfork, shovel and a tie?
Also, iMobileRescue is running a repair special for cracked iPhones and iPads this week with flat, no B.S. fees.
Now, onto a rather refreshingly great week in Lehigh Valley Missed Connections!
Date:2013-01-07, 9:40PM EST
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It was Saturday night, you and your friends were sitting at the table furthest from the entrance.
I was sitting at the bar and your long dark hair caught my attention.
I kept looking over at you but I don’t think you noticed.
You are truly beautiful, even with your scowl and cigarette smoking.
Lesbians and I have the exact opposite taste in women. They all seem to like that whole female basketball player look. I just can’t do it.
Date:2013-01-10, 11:48AM EST
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weiss in emmaus around 3:00 thurday afternoon you were wearing red checkered lounge pants in checkout line when i came in store i had to take a double look when you pulled your pants tight i couldn’t help but notice that tight round ass and then i was staring in the soda cooler checking your bulge i think you saw me checking everything out too if you see this and play for the same team hmu small town i know very dl here
So, he was wearing these? Alright, our first two Missed Connections here have very dubious fashion attractions, but, I guess to each their own. Pajama pants stopped looking attractive on women sometime in about 2007. Now, that doesn’t mean they shouldn’t wear them, but, once everyone started wearing them to Walmart they just lost their appeal to me in that sense.
Date:2013-01-06, 8:21PM EST
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You were my cashier checking me out today at lowes and I was “checking you out” too. :) you are very cute and would love to get to know you. I gave you my number…. Feel free to use it. :)
This guy gets bonus points.
Date:2013-01-05, 12:43PM EST
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I am a truck driver and I work for a trucking company located in Center Valley and you unload and load trucks there.
When I come in for a door to back into you always have a great smile and you stop and talk to me. I have a girlfriend but I still play around with guys and I think that you are also interested in playing around too and I know you have a girlfriend. You always look down at my cock or grab yourself when you talk to me so it tells me something that you might be interested in playing around. Plus you have made comments to me from time to time that makes me believe you also want to play around.
What a perfect situation for the both of us, we can have the best of both worlds and no one will ever suspect us.
I have played with 2 other drivers there and also another dockworker so we are not alone there and I think there are others who also will play.
I guess it would be called…Bi-sexuality.
You know who I am and if you see this….send me an email with my name of who you think I am so I know that it’s you and I will email you back.
I don’t think having sex with your male coworker is bisexuality unless you have some other statement about also having sex with ladies. OR I don’t know what I”m talking about. I guess shipments aren’t the only things UNLOADING at local trucking companies
YES! Almost as good as the “checking you out” reference.
Now, our Missed Connection of the Week.
Date:2013-01-10, 6:07PM EST
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We meet at joes tavern. You told me you
We’re getting your massage license. We emailed
Back and forth and I Lost my phone with your info.
It’s a long shot you will read this but if you do send me
A email. Pete
Everything about this is wonderful. In fact, I challenge you to make your own haikus from it.
See you at Joe’s Tavern tonight for karaoke!