Man Eats Pot Brownie in Locker Room, Sues Country Club

Last night, I had a dream that I was in Wal-Mart and met up with Scottie Pippen and he really had to use the bathroom. Since I somehow knew the owner of the bathroom in this dream, I helped Scottie Pippen out. But, before we could get to the bathroom, we were stopped by female softball players from Minnesota.

Moral of the story? Don’t take lots of cold medicine before you go to bed.

As crazy as the dream was, however, I allowed myself to enjoy it. 

This guy could be taking some notes.

A man who claimed he was duped into eating a brownie laced with marijuana is suing a Hunterdon County country club and some of its members.

Barry Russo claims he became lightheaded, dizzy and experienced numbness in June after eating the brownie in the locker room at the Copper Hill Country Club in East Amwell Township.

Russo was taken to a hospital, where he tested positive for a substance found in marijuana.

The 68-year-old diabetic, who has a history of stroke, accuses the club president and two members of serving the brownie. SOURCE: The Express-Times

Who serves brownies in the locker room?

Who would even eat a brownie in the locker room?

Who complains when they get free magical brownies? 

In all honesty, though, you really shouldn’t do this to people. It’s not cool. It’s like having them close their eyes and putting an M&M in their hand and telling them it’s a Skittle. 

Do you know how much your brain screws up when you think you’re going to be tasting an M&M and you get a Skittle?

Explodination.