Welcome to 2013. I promise never to use another grumpy cat photo, but, this one was fun. This week has already been pretty decent, if “decent” means crazy people are already out and about and doing crazy stuff.
In the meantime, if you’re down to join the Adult Toy Bingo Event going on at Blue Monkey on February 2, we have a few extra tickets :) All you have to do is email firstname.lastname@example.org and eschew the $25 you would have spent. We’ll keep it private, no worries.
Still recovering from New Year’s, soooo, yeah we’ll still be at First Friday and Joe’s Tavern Karaoke. Screw it.
Here are your first Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of 2013.
Date:2012-12-30, 7:42AM EST
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You are by far, the hoTtest janitor I’ve ever seen!!
We exchanged hi’s and smiles quite a few times…(But I know A LOT of guys were smiling and checkin you out-hopefully you’ll remember me)
Hot female janitor?
Date:2013-01-01, 9:57PM EST
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I guess ill see if this works, you probably will never read this but who knows….i came to play a little bit of poker at sands casino and you were working behind the window doing chips, i handed you a 100 and u said, don’t be shy you don’t seem to be the shy type, i looked up and there you sat we both smiled, your absolutely gorgeous i wanted to stay and talk and hopefully exchanged numbers but i new it wasn’t the best place to ask, if your interested in grabbing a drink sometime and get to no each other a little more, please email me….tell me in subject line something i was wearing or something about my looks so i no it was you….hope to hear from ya
I kinda feel bad for guys who take the actions of women, who are paid to be nice to people, as “flirting.” The strippers are rubbing their butts on you because you are giving them money so that they can buy new shoes.
The cute girl at the casino taking your money in return for chips want you to give her more money in return for more chips.
The female bartender wants you to get drunker so that you’ll leave a larger tip.
On and on…
Date:2012-12-31, 11:37PM EST
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New Year’s Eve I came in with my son and mother of child. U kept starring at me and smiling. If you are still interested just reply back with a pic so I know it’s u! I can not get u out of my mind. Blk 5ft11 long locks
I am sure the mother of child loves to be referred to as “mother of child.”
Stay classy, half priced apps.
I saw you at Drinkies in Easton on New Years Eve.. every one was having a great time and I saw you.. looks like you have a bf.. but you are absolutely georgeous.. I doubt you will see this but I figured what the heck..
Nothing like posting clandestine photos on anonymous websites in order to get a date. I’m sure she’ll see this photo and be wowed at the fact that you have the wherewithal to take creepy pics of her, yet don’t have the balls to buy her a drink.