If this guy’s New Year’s resolution was to not beat on his girlfriend and rip her earlobe open, he is really bad at keeping New Year’s resolutions.
There are a few things that make me cringe more than thinking of having an earring ripped out of my ear. Thankfully, since it’s the year 2013 and I’m male, there is no reason to have an earring in my ear unless I wanted to put one of those gauges in my ears. But that would mean my ears would smell like absolute shit until I was smart enough to somehow stitch those holes back up.
Seriously, that trend needs a replacement. You smell bad.
A man is facing charges after he choked his girlfriend and yanked out one of her earrings, officials said.
Jason W. Stanton (FACEBOOK PROFILE) grabbed Ashley Zong by the throat during an argument in her apartment in the 1900 block of Livingston St., Bethlehem, at about 5:15 a.m. Wednesday, officials said, adding that Stanton also ripped an earring from her left ear.
Stanton, 38, of 1906 Livingston St., Bethlehem, was arraigned on assault and harassment charges and committed to the Northampton County Prison on $5,000 bail, according to court documents. SOURCE: WFMZ.com
The only guy who can get away with a non-ironic earring right now is probably Anthony Bourdain… or possibly Morrissey.
Kindly stop beating up on women, every dude, thanks.
Also, isn’t it amazing that George Michael was a sex symbol at one time?
Also, Golden Earring played the song “Radar Love.”