Cop Asks, “Are You Serious?” After Drunk Woman Punches Him in Face Outside Strip Club (FACEBOOK PROFILE)

Drunk ladies are hilarious and, unless they have somehow gotten their mitts on a knife or a car, they are generally harmless. They will just puke in their hair or pee the bed or something. 

Sure, they may get all ghettoey or whatever, but, even when they do make contact, it’s kinda laughable. 

They are like REALLY pissed off cocker spaniels. Yes, they look like they mean business, but, c’mon, it’s a cocker spaniel.

Police said Kelsey Jade Wrecsics, (FACEBOOK PROFILE) of Freemansburg, had been escorted out of the strip club by security guards and placed on the ground, according to court documents. Police did not say why she was being kicked out of the strip club.

An Allentown officer got her off the ground and she punched him in the right eye, according to court records. The officer responded, “are you serious” and she punched him again in the right eye, according to court records. She was arrested and taken to police headquarters. SOURCE: The Morning Call

How do you get kicked out of a strip club if you’re a woman? Pretty much the only way is if you’re fall down drunk. Like, FALL down drunk. Or if you’ve already hit someone. 

I’m sure that it’s not her fault though. I’m sure that it’s someone else’s fault and we don’t anything and the truth will one day come out and we’ll see. 

Or some shit.