Man Dry Humps Sleeping Lady

So, apparently this next story had the term “dry humping” in it before some editor was wise enough to take it out… which is crap. That’s EXACTLY what this guy did and if it’s part of the vernacular, then by all means, use the term because that way I will better understand what the fuck happened.

This is a bit long, but it’s not like you’re fucking really working on Presidents’ Day.

Dustin Hendricks, 23, of Houston, Texas, is accused of assaulting a sleeping woman at 3 a.m. Jan. 31 at a Bethlehem home in the 400 block of Montclair Avenue.

The woman was attending a party at her boyfriend’s home and went to sleep in his bed about 2 a.m., according to court documents. The woman told police she awoke on the edge of the bed with Hendricks standing between her legs rubbing against her, documents say.

When she called for help and told him to stop, Hendricks is accused of putting his hand over her mouth then grabbing her by the neck when she began fighting him off. The victim told police she continued yelling for help. Hendricks eventually let her go and ran out of the room, turning off the lights and shutting the door. The victim chased him down the stairs yelling for someone to stop him, documents say.

Her boyfriend told police he saw Hendricks running down the stairs with his girlfriend chasing him, yelling for someone to stop him.

Hendricks faces charges of simple assault and indecent assault. He was arraigned Wednesday and sent to jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.

Hendricks’ friend, Antonio Williams, told police he lost track of Hendricks at the party. While searching for him, Williams was directed upstairs to a locked bedroom. Williams told police he began knocking on the door and calling for his friend but could only hear someone moaning.

Hendricks eventually unlocked the door, rushed out of the bedroom and ran down the stairs, Williams told police. The victim came running down the stairs after them yelling, “Stop the guy with the spiky hair! He tried to kill me.”

When interviewed by police, Hendricks claimed he went upstairs at 2:30 a.m. with three other guys and smoked a marijuana joint in the bedroom where the victim was sleeping. He claimed the victim was on the bed with her legs toward the bottom of the bed and he sat at the end of the bed.

When they finished smoking the joint, Hendricks told police the other three men left the room and he leaned across the bed to put the joint out in a beer can that was on the night stand. That was when the victim woke up and began “freaking out” and yelling, Hendricks told police. She began swinging at him and Hendricks pushed her hands away to avoid getting hurt.

Hendricks told police that when he got away, Williams was outside of the bedroom, documents say. He told his friend the victim was “crazy” and “freaking out” and that they should leave, Hendricks claims. Source

Well, I think she over reacted just a BIT. I mean, he didn’t try and KILL her, he was just dry humping her unconscious body, which, in and of itself, is pretty creepy, but.. whatever.

You do NOT wake people up with the express purpose of dry humping them unless you’ve previously had sex like within the last two hours… I thought this was an unwritten rule.. no?

Anyway, I couldn’t find this guy, but found a bunch of Dustin Hendrickses on the facebooks...

Yawn……