There are three weekends left in 2012 and Blue Monkey Sports Restaurant in Catty is making sure they all count.
(Also, if you don’t use the shot wheel behind the bar, where you spin it and wherever it lands you take that shot, you’re missing out.)
Now, onto local weirdos.
And they say you can’t meet your love at a casino. Or, wait, is it that you can’t find love at a night club? Well, same thing, really. I guess it’s POSSIBLE to find someone nice at a casino, provided they are there to just have a good time and don’t have a well developed addiction to that Wheel of Fortune slot machine. That thing is like the devil. Just take ALL my money, why don’t you?
Date: 2012-12-12, 11:52PM EST
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I saw you playing the grabber machine at Denny’s. You were fixated on landing the eyebrow penguin. As you passed me and me man friend a pungent odor crept into our booth… I said was that you? You replied ” was what me ? I said hat nasty toot “that t “hell no” with anger… A minute passed and i lept up wafting my news boy cap with a “whewwww, are you sure you did not pass gas” you did not repond and left with a sneer and murmering ….i meant no disrepect . Just enjoyed you oder and brave choice to let it rip oh so close to my grand slam… I would love to see what you can do with such a powerfull turd cutter in private. Message me with with what kind of tattoo i have on my face.
You know, for a second there, I was almost thinking this was a complete joke, like, who wants that around their Grand Slam, right? However, the last sentence pretty much sums it up. Those are the types of people who like farts by their hashbrowns.
I usually do four of these and try not to post ones that are super long. However, being that it’s Friday and the end of the world is coming soon, I decided to start making some changes. So, if you’re interested in seeing inside the mind of someone who has some pretty awesome issues, then you are in luck!
Date:2012-12-13, 11:35PM EST
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If your reading this you know who I am. I know you are with someone. I know you love them. I wonder at this time of year if you love her like you loved me last year at this time of year? it’s amazing what can happen in a year. last year i was with the love of my life talking about marriage and having children and i was at home with my child who loved you too. now its so different. someone else is there it was like i never existed to you. i never had a chance when i left and i blew any chance i had because of fear of loosing you which i did.
Well, to be honest, if you lose someone over your own fear of losing them, it’s safe to say you are probably really annoying and the last person I want to watch Parks and Recreation with. Seriously. Relax.
i wonder if you tell her what you told me. or if she’s better than me. i still love you even after everything that happened. I’m not supposed to, and everyone would say i’m crazy for thinking it so i never tell anyone. i loved you so much loosing you was the worst thing that happened to me until i found out that you had someone new. and you the only question you ever asked about me to our friends was how much shit was i talking on you? not if i was ok not if my kid was ok just how much crap was i talking on you. you made me out to be such a horrible person. you flat out told me you didn’t love me. i’ve never had something hurt so bad in my life. you went from wanting to father my children and wanting to marry me from almost the moment we met to feeling nothing for me at all when i had been gone and struggling so badly alone without anyone. I was a joke. people that were friends with both of us were so immature they decided that sides had to be taken and then even recently the threats you sent me or maybe it was your girlfriend i still don’t know, threatening to hurt my kid more than she already has been.
You know, you really want to look at this girl and say, “Well, just start surrounding yourself with better people.” And, it’s the truth, but it’s also harder than it seems. People enjoy misery more than they enjoy trying to remove themselves from people and situations. It’s just what it is, so, let’s hear more about her sad life.
she has been thru so much. her teacher called her a very removed little girl. cause i can’t be there i had no place to go back to you took it away and gave it to someone else. now she lives with her real father and has become removed.
Thinking that might be a good thing.
you disappeared out of her life without even saying goodbye.
Again, probably good that she’s with her real father. I hope. Using a kid as a guilt trip isn’t very cool. Just saying.
i wish i really knew the truth. i wish you weren’t with that girl i wish you would have waited for me. i did get better so much better but you didn’t believe in me. i guess you didn’t love me as much as i loved you. so this letter is really just one that finds itself pointing in the direction of me being a fool. maybe you don’t deserve the love i had. but i will never know cause you really told me the truth what was really in your heart. bit maybe this woman your with now, maybe you tell her whats really in your heart. maybe shes the special one the lucky one. i just find myself trying to fill your shoes. it never works. i miss you so much as my best friend. i never meant for anything to be this bad. neither one of us was a bad person really. anger at one another yes. but not bad or crazy people. just had a sid and nancy relationship i suppose.
Uh, that’s the worst possible type of relationship.
not always but sometimes. but maybe i love you cause you took care of me you saved me you were my everything truly my everything, no one could ever compare to what you were to me. they never will be able to. i don’t know what i was to you i never was able to hear your heart. i wanted to so badly but i never could. and people put this time on so many things it was like we had been married for 10 years. but it was nowhere close to that. I will never be able to tell you any of this i’ll never be able to tell anyone this. You were truly the love of my life. no one will ever compare to you fill your shoes or even be out of your shadow. and it kills me everyday to know that you hate me. and that my love for is still there after 9 months.
Oh my god, is this over? No wonder this dude left you.
and it kills me to think that this girl now she got to hear your heart but there is no way she loves you as much i did and do. that i know. I wished and wished that it wasn’t true that she wasn’t sleeping over there that you hadn’t been talking to her i wished and wished and wished. but it didn’t change the truth.
Ahhhhh, shuuut upppp!
i know now you didn’t cheat you did talk to her and start with her but you were loyal to me i think. but nothing matters. i wish my heart would just let you go. your’s let me go so why can’t mine let you go? if you can love someone else more than you loved me than it wasn’t meant to be and i shouldn’t feel any of this. i don’t know what to do and i know anyone reading this would probably say i pathetic move on blah blah blah. i wish i could thats all i want but my heart just stays put.
I need to go back to school to regain all the intelligence I just lost by reading that.