Yes, the above photo is an actual Lehigh Valley house in Palmer decked out for the holidays. Thank you to Monica for submitting!
We will be taking some photos throughout this week and then will have everyone vote on them… because, some of these are ridiculawesome. If you’d like to submit some photos of the Most Gaudy Lehigh Valley Christmas Decorations, please email them to firstname.lastname@example.org.
In the meantime, hit up First Friday tonight in south Bethlehem with as many stops as you need at Molly’s as you need.
Joe’s Tavern has some karaoke tonight and, if you haven’t been yet, you’re missing out. It’s fun, unpretentious and they do a great job.
And, of course, check out all the Blue Monkey Sports Restaurant specials.
Now, let’s get to the goodies.
Date:2012-12-05, 10:09PM EST
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you wait on me every time i come in to your branch. i think you’re the only guy that works in that branch. you’re really cute, thin, kinda thinning hair. just wondering if you’re into guys or girls. my gaydar doesn’t work very well.
I have to be honest. I thought this was about some sort of awesome Walmart section I wasn’t aware of that sold pieces of woods and wreaths. Unfortunately, Woodforest is a bank. This just got boring. Moving on.
Date:2012-12-06, 8:15PM EST
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You were at my company Monday with another lady selling Aflac insurance. You were so amazingly beautiful. I had the pleasure of making you lunch that day. You were in a nice skirt and had what I believe was a cross tattooed on your ankle. I haven’t been able to get you out of my mind since seeing you Monday. Wish I would have stopped by with some questions. Love to treat you to drinks or something to eat if you have the time and interest.
I had an Aflac agent come to me once. I guess the whole thing makes sense, since you get cash or something if you’re injured or sick. Whoever invented insurance should have a holiday for being such a colossal jerk and incredibly smart guy at the same time. Also, the only time I will ever use that rope swing that goes into the Lehigh off the canal towpath is when I’m insured. True story.
Date:2012-12-02, 6:19PM EST
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eating with your family around 6 pm friday.goatee,tan shirt,camo hat,very sexy.im a top but youre so hot id suck your young dad dick if youre into m2m.email me if interested.this was from last year,and i know you think im an asshole but im not.you still interested?
“I’d suck your young dad dick” is now officially one of the best lines I’ve read on here yet. I mean, does it change once you’re a new dad? Is there some weird gloss to it? Does it get more velvety? What’s the appeal?
Date:2012-12-03, 4:01PM EST
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All I want for christmas is to have passionate sex with a certain organ donor, I think about you all the time if anyone knows her please tell her about this. Hopefully I will get a christmas miracle.
Umm… What? This sounds like the weirdest fetish ever. Also, I heard this rumor once that if you were an organ donor and you got in a car accident and were near death, they’d let you die so that they can harvest
Date:2012-12-05, 6:41PM EST
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Hello there. I am looking for a female who I met briefly at the Sands Casino in Bethlehem on 11/23. You are a beautiful blonde in your early 20’s. I think I remember a lip piercing and I complimented you on your orange shoes. I tried looking for you again but could not find you anywhere so I’m assuming you left. Now I feel stupid that I couldn’t get you my number and this is driving me nuts. You were there with a few other people and your grandmother actually made the comment to me about “being careful because you were her grand daughter.” Haha. If anyone knows who this is I would greatly appreciate the you forwarding this.
I am going to start a phone service that a guy can call anytime they meet a chick and want to possibly talk to her again. You will call the number and I will respond, “GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER! WTF? OR JUST GO HOME ALONE AND THEN POST ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET AND CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP LIKE NORMAL.”
I think I’d make a killing.
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