Women Can’t Drive Example #9,837

One time my grandma drove me and my buddy the four or so miles from her house to mine on a nice, sunny April day.

I forget exactly what type of car she used to have, but it had that big bench seat in the front and was the size of a beluga whale, but was a tanny shade of brown.

Anyway, we’re heading up on a two lane back road and me, my friend and my grandma are just chatting away, not even noticing that we’re going 15 MILES PER HOUR!!!

Seriously, it was hilarious. We looked out the back window and there was a line 10 deep of of severely pissed off people. My grandma couldn’t have cared less as she continued to talk about how apples were going to be in season soon or something…

It was wondrous.

At least she didn’t turn around on train tracks…

A York County woman told police she was lost and trying to turn her car around on Redington Road in Lower Saucon Township when she ended up on train tracks Tuesday night.

Township police were called for a report of a disabled vehicle on the tracks at 10:17 p.m., but before they got there, the vehicle was hit by a train.

Mary Pat Strouse, no age given, of Etters, Pa., was not injured and told police she thought the tracks were a road when she attempted to turn around, according to a news release issued this morning.

She was cited for careless driving. Source

And she was only cited for careless driving because there is no apparent public idiot law.  Seriously, where is the LAST place you would turn around? Train tracks would have to be up there with Nuclear Reactor Core and Broken Glass Factory.

Ugh…. Happy Wednesday, OH OH OH OH, There is a new Open Mic at Rock N’ Joe’s Coffee in Bethlehem that Lehigh Valley with Love is sponsoring tonight. I might be there if I’m not too busy. You SHOULD TOTALLY GO!!!!!!

Jesus, even Pulse Weekly is going! And Lost isn’t on tonight, so c’mon, be a champ.