Police Set for Biggest Pot Bonfire EVER!!!!

So, two guys are driving this really big truck and in this truck is something like two TONS of pot. TWO FREAKING TONS.

Anyway, they get pulled over, blah blah, biggest pot bust in state history, blah blah blah, yeah we’re happy to get this off the road, blah blah…

Ok, NOW what do you plan to do with it Officer Cheech?

A weekend drug bust that authorities say may have been the biggest marijuana seizure in the state’s history, netted 6,500 pounds of the drug, more than the original estimate, police said today.

Authorities initially reported that they seized between 4,000 and 6,000 pounds of marijuana from a tractor-trailer that was pulled over on Interstate 81 near the Lebanon County border Sunday after the driver failed to pull over at a weigh station.

“We have not actually confirmed it, but there is a strong possibility that it is the largest seizure of marijuana in Pennsylvania,” Tpr. Tom Pinkerton of Troop H in Harrisburg said.

Pinkerton said the packaged marijuana was kept in large crates that he estimated to be 4 feet by 4 feet by 7 feet in size. He said the truckers also were hauling boxes holding plastic foam cups. The street value of the drugs has been estimated at between $10 million and $25 million.

The two men traveling in the truck, which police believe originated out of the western part of the country, were identified as 35-year-old Eric Emmanuel of Pembroke Pines, Fla. and 34-year-old Stanley Narcisse of Wintergarden, Fla. Bail was set at $1 million for both men, who are being held at Lebanon County Prison and are facing felony drug trafficking charges.

He said the drugs are being stored in a secure location and that they’d be destroyed once the investigation and subsequent court case are concluded. Source

By “secure” location, Pinkerton is referring to his garage and by “destroyed” I’m pretty sure that they mean “this office is closed Saturday.”

But, really, they have to destroy it at some point, right? Even if it’s used as evidence at some point these guys will go to jail and the cops will have TWO TONS of pot to burn…

Let’s say they find some really remote place and burn TWO TONS of the shit, I don’t care if you’re THREE miles downwind you’re going to be freaking high out of your mind and all you have to do is open the windows and watch some television.

Pot in Lebanon County will be flowing DIRECTLY through your open window.

My guess would be they probably plan to destroy it in segments, but whatever, a two ton bonfire seems like TONS of more fun…