Western Pa Students Eat Vodka Gummy Bears at School, Get Deported (Just Kidding)

I’ve tried vodka soaked Gummy Bears and I have to say that they aren’t awful. But, they don’t really seem as though they really “soak” in the vodka. I mean, they kinda have an outer … sugary shell or something that may let some of the vodka in, but, for the most part it just makes them sticky and kinda smell like vodka.

If you’re going to smuggle vodka soaked anything into school, it should be vodka oranges. All you need is an injector of some sort and you simply inject the vodka into the oranges. Since the rinds are still on them, no one is going to suspect you’re eating vodka infused oranges. Until, of course, you all talk about it because you’re stupid high schoolers.

Candy is dandy but liquor — as they say — is quicker.

That’s your opener? Fine. Fine. This is a dumb story, so you get a freebie.

State police say four students at a western Pennsylvania high school have been charged with sharing and eating vodka-soaked gummy bears in an apparent effort to feel their boozy effect in school.

The Derry Area High School students aren’t being identified because all are charged as juveniles with the illegal purchase, consumption, possession or transportation of liquor.

State police spokesman Trooper Steve Limani says the students were caught with the spiked candy last Thursday while they were hanging out in the cafeteria of the school about 45 miles east of Pittsburgh.

Limani tells WTAE-TV (http://bit.ly/Xwuhba) that “it works well for the child because they’re able to conceal the alcohol. It sort of looks like candy to the naked eye.” SOURCE: The Morning Call

You know what’s good? Put a bunch of Sour Patch Kids and Sour Skittles in the freezer. Then, after they are frozen, put them in a Seven and Seven or some other lighter drink. They keep the drink cool and as they get back to room temperature, their flavor soaks into the drink.

OMG I am Tom Cruise in cocktail!