Baby Born in Car on Turnpike, Other Drivers Probably Complain on Facebook

I remember someone complaining once that traffic was soooo backed up on their way out of New York City on I-78 that they were going to be an hour late home.

It was backed up for a fatal car accident.

Which means that that person was pissed because someone got themselves dead and it was cutting into their Lifetime Network watching time.

Whatever, I guess it’s all perspective or subjective or subjunctive or predictive.. orrr… I’m tapped.

The NE Extension of the Pa. Turnpike in Montgomery County was a busy place Thursday morning.

One little boy wasn’t ready to wait for a hospital before making his entry into the world Thursday morning.

According to WPVI-TV, the baby’s father pulled over on the westbound lanes at mile marker 336.7 in Whitemarsh Twp., and delivered his son in the front seat of the car.

State police told WPVI that the parents were on the way to the hospital when they had to pull over and call for help.

The mother and full-term baby were taken by ambulance to Albert Einstein Medical Center where both mom and son are in good health.SOURCE: WFMZ.com

“Uggggh. Backed up on the Turnpike again. I hate traffic. Effing babies.”

If my lady were to have a baby, I would want her to give birth in a bathtub full of Jell-O. 1. Super soft landing. 2. Jell-O!

Orange flavor only.