Man Masturbates Outside of Allentown Hair Salon

No way would I do this near scissors.

But, the more pressing matter here is that someone did this at lunchtime on a relatively busy street in Allentown.

Because, you know, the privacy of your bedroom is overrated.

Or  your freakin’ car for that matter.

A 31-year-old man was arrested for masturbating outside of an Allentown hair salon on Sunday afternoon, according to court records.

Eniel Olivieri, of Allentown, was caught a short distance away from the hair salon around 12:51 p.m. Sunday, police said. An employee at the salon identified Olivieri as the person she saw expose himself and begin masturbating in front of the occupied hair salon at 224 N. Ninth St., police said.

According to court records, police found a bag of marijuana under a car in the area and Olivieri admitted it was his.SOURCE: The Morning Call

Insert “There’s Something About Mary” hair product joke here: _______

I think I’m becoming desensitized. Is that possible? Is that a bad thing? 

This didn’t faze me at all.