Easton’s CENTRE Square Totally Not Couth

I don’t spend a lot of time in Easton’s Centre Square, firstly because it’s spelled stupid and secondly because I value life.

Now, “Centre” is obviously the English spelling of this word (similar to “favourite” and “colour”) and has no place being used by the city of Easton.

If you’re not doing anything Renaissancey you should not be using Englishey words!!! WE CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR SPELLINGS!!! Just cause you spell it fancy like “Easton’s CENTRE Square,” while holding your pinky up and drinking a cup of tea doesn’t mean that there aren’t people with tire irons and guns down there beating the fuck out of each other.

Two men face charges after one of them allegedly fought and another allegedly threatened a man in Easton’s Centre Square early Sunday morning.

According to court records:

George A. Fischer (FACEBOOK PROFILE), 24, of the first block of North Warren Street in Easton, allegedly twice struck Jarvin Armelin in the head with a tire iron.

Damian Zamora, 23, of the 4400 block of William Penn Highway in Bethlehem Township, allegedly threatened to get a gun to kill Armelin.

Zamora and Fischer allegedly struggled with police officers trying to arrest them. The incident happened about 1:15 a.m.

Fischer was charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. Zamora was charged with two counts of making terroristic threats, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. Both were committed to Northampton County Prison. Source

And you wonder why I don’t like going anywhere near CENTER square, huh? More like the CENTER of POOPVILLE if you ask me.

But, seriously, people, what the hell? This is probably the most visible part of the city and arguably the most famous and historical, if not popular. Shouldn’t it be a priority to have this place safe, no matter the time of day or night?