Woman Tries To Burn Down Full House With Fuel Soaked Paper Towels

Kimmy Gibbler may be my most hated television character in history. Did DJ really like her? What was the point of their friendship? All Kimmy did was annoy everyone. We never even saw her parents. Did they exist?

Also, I definitely think that Uncle Jesse had a thing for her. Just sayin’.

A Bethlehem woman is in custody, accused of setting fire to her house with family members inside.

Police responded to the report of a fire at 1250 E. Fourth St. around 1:30 a.m. Wednesday.

An investigation revealed that Margarita Ruedas, 43, set fire to a fuel-soaked wad of paper towels outside the door of the bedroom where her husband was sleeping, police said.

Four other family members were also in the home when the fire was set, police said.

Reudas faces charges of arson, risking catastrophe and recklessly endangering another person. SOURCE: WFMZ.com

Also, I am beginning to think I didn’t really like DJ at all, either. Her boyfriend was such a bore and she was such a wet blanket. I never remember her doing anything fun, ever.

She was just like, “Blah, blah, but I’m a teenager, dad!” Then Kimmy Gibbler would bust in and be like, “Someone please shoot me in the face!”