City of Allentown Steals “City Without Limits” Slogan From Owasso, OK?

Remember when Allentown held a huge press conference to announce their new Logo and Slogan and Allentown Mayor Ed Pawlowski was all like “Hey, we’re going to announce this new logo and slogan and everything is going to be better and all the homeless people are going to get food and everyone who deals drugs is going to start going to school.”?

Yeah, well HOWS about THIS little piece of information?

Allentown freaking STOLE their slogan.

THEY STOLE. THEIR. FREAKING. SLOGAN.

From where? Some really nice town called Owasso, Ok.

Now, since Owasso, OK only has like 18,000 people, I guess Allentown assumed they wouldn’t notice that instead of coming up with an original slogan, like “Allentown: You Might Not Die Here” or “Allentown: Remember When We Had Hess’s?” they just went and ripped off some poor little Oklahoman city thats best claim to fame is that their high school was featured in a scene of The Outsiders.

Well, Dennis Byrd (remember him? the football player who broke his neck?) he lived there too…

I also heard they have good barbecue.

Oh MY BAD Owasso is “THE City Without Limits” and Allentown is “City Without Limits.” Whatever, I’ve seen enough Law & Order: Trademark Infringement to know that little article change won’t hold up in court Angie Harmon!

So, you be the judge:

Owasso’s Web Site: http://www.cityofowasso.com

Allentown’s Web Site: http://www.allentownpa.gov/

Good job, Allentown. Not only do you prove that your slogan is a piece of regurgitated poo in the first place, but you also prove that you can’t even come up WITH YOUR OWN PIECE OF POOP.

SO, IN TRUTH you are STEALING other people’s PIECE OF POOP and passing it off as YOUR OWN PIECE OF POOP!!! You cannot even properly POOP your own POOP.

You know, the real loser in all of this is the citizens of Allentown, who I’m sure were looking for a real slogan they could get behind.

“Allentown: We Do What Other Cities Laugh At.”

Oh and for other cities who have “coincidentally” come up with the same slogan, take a peek…

Also See: Loris, South Carolina “A City Without Limits”

Also See: Valdosta, Georgia “A City Without Limits”

Disclaimer: I’m not saying that this was done intentttttttionallly, i’m just saying. (This is the part I put in so that you can’t sue me or something.)