Which One of You Civilians is Going to Suck My C&*$ First?

Soooo, normally the random drunk on the street doesn’t really do much for me, however, this Bethlehem drunk is quickly becoming a quote factory.

Why does Pants on the Ground or whatever the fuck that garbage is get all the attention when drunk Southside Bethlehem dude has all the best quotes?

A city man who when found in a drunken stupor two weeks ago allegedly told a police officer that he lived, “with your mama,” was at it again Tuesday, police said.

Lawrence O. Doseff, 49, of West Fourth Street, passed out in the 100 block of East Third Street, cursed and yelled at police and refused to be handcuffed, according to police.

Doseff, who told police he had a heart condition, was taken to St. Luke’s Hospital in Fountain Hill where he allegedly carried on and growled at police and staff. He then turned his attention to the medical staff and allegedly asked, “Which one of you civilians is going to suck my … first?”
He was charged with two counts of public drunkenness. Source

Hookers are considered civilians, correct? Anyway, it’s a weird day and I’m all over the place, but I just wanted to share this little gem with you.

And, no, this guy does not have a Facebook profile. I checked.

He should, however, have a Facebook Fan Page.