Phillipsburg Man Steals Axe Body Spray and Steak From Aharts Market

I need a new cologne. My Daytona 500 cologne is all used up and I think it’s all sold out on eBay. Man, that stuff was awesome.

You see, the proper cologne and the proper dinner is what makes ladies get all jiggly in the knees.

This guy knew what he was doing, he just didn’t make it far enough before he got caught. Some super lucky lady missed out on a great dinner and super awesome smelling… weirdo.

A Phillipsburg man was spotted taking Axe deodorant from a convenience store and then found with more than $30 worth of store merchandise, including a steak, according to reports. 

William Tinsley, 48, of the 400 block of Heckman Street, tried placing deodorant in his coat pocket Oct. 12 while in Aharts Market on Memorial Parkway, police said. A store employee saw the attempt and found that Tinsley also had taken a London Broil and other items, totaling $38.43 worth of store merchandise, according to reports. 

Tinsley was charged with shoplifting and released pending a court date. He was turned over to Newton Police Department on several outstanding warrants. SOURCE: The Express-Times

I used to use Brut after shave when I was in middle school. I think I thought it was super awesome and it was the first after shave I ever owned.

To this day, if I smell Brut it takes me back to the days of playing Super Nintendo while marveling at how well I smelled.