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Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week (WEST FEST)

Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week brought to you by Blue Monkey Sports RestaurantTownsend InsuranceiMobileRescue, Joe’s Tavern and Molly’s Irish Grille & Sports Pub!

This weekend? Hit up West Fest at the Rose Garden in Bethlehem on Saturday. Our buddies at Townsend Insurance will be there and we’ll be on hand to listen to some of the great music from Nitschmann Jazz Band (12-12:30), The Large Flowerheads (12:30-2:30) & Taking Tomorrow (3-5).

Also, we are leading Moravian Book Shop Historic Haunt Ghost Tours throughout the month and tonight, Friday, Oct. 19, at 6:30, 6:45, 8:00 and 8:15.

Man, October has become a super busy month. Hope to see you at one of these things this weekend.

ALSO, on November 2, we will be hosting “The Pink Party at Blue Monkey” in Catty to raise money to combat breast cancer.

Now, onto what you came here for.

Officer B**k - w4m - 30 (Bethlehem Township)


Date: 2012-10-13, 7:56AM EDT
Reply to this post 8snfw-3335760325@pers.craigslist.org


Officer B**k,

My name is Heather. You responded to a domestic dispute at my son’s school on Sept 24. I didn’t notice a wedding ring but couldn’t help but notice your dimples. I would’ve flirted with you then but I didn’t think it would be very classy. You prob won’t see this but I’m crossing my fingers that you do. I thought that there may have been a little attraction towards me from you bc you spent 10 mins explaining and reexplaining a simple thing to me…
If you do see this ad, please respond. Maybe we can go out for coffee or something.
I haven’t the slightest idea how else to get in touch with you without stalking the Bethlehem PD and that’s not my thing.
Keeping my fingers crossed until we hopefully meet again. 

They say there is something about a man in uniform, especially when he is responding to a domestic dispute at your son’s school. At least she had the wherewithal to know that flirting with the responding officer to a DOMESTIC DISPUTE AT YOUR SON’S SCHOOL may not be “classy.”

I Die everytime i see you - m4m (Easton)


Date: 2012-10-16, 4:07AM EDT
Reply to this post kcztj-3342218731@pers.craigslist.org


You come into my place of work almost every night……you work at a local feed place, you have gaged ears black hair and you are very shy. I think you are amazingly hot……i would love to take care of that huge bulge in your pants that i look at every single time you are in. If you see this and think it is you and are interested……..Hit me up tell me what color car you drive. 

Firstly, am I the only person who thinks that gauges are gross? Hey, I don’t mind what you do with your own body. It’s yours and you can express yourself as you see fit. But, gauges totally ruin your ears and they smell super bad. I mean, I guess little ones are ok, I’m talking about the ones where you look like an elephant.

Twice at Wegmans - Jessica - m4w (Bethlehem)


Date: 2012-10-17, 11:25PM EDT
Reply to this post nh8cg-3346814354@pers.craigslist.org

This happened last winter… I still wonder about you when I’m near the toothpaste: The first time you talked to me and I couldn’t stop staring at you after. The second time we learned each others names. I still go into Wegmans at random times throughout the week on the off chance that I might see you again. I was in a relationship both times I saw you. I’m not any more, and I’m hoping I get the chance to see you just one more time. You are so incredibly attractive… Jessica, I wish I had gotten more than just your first name. I doubt you read these, but I hope you see this. 
“I still wonder about you when I’m near the toothpaste.”

classy pantyhose girl - m4w - 38 (allentown)


Date: 2012-10-17, 5:20AM EDT
Reply to this post dwwnf-3317625388@pers.craigslist.org

All ladies should take lessons from you with that classic look of yours. those closed toe nine west heels and those tan pantyhose were so ellegant on you. either had to be leggs or berkshires wish i could find out. 
You would think that complimenting a woman on her panty hose by showing your knowledge of panty hose would come off as very astute and well-rounded. Well, no, it’s freakin’ creepy. Stop it.

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