Bethlehem Police Need a MUCH Better Police Sketch Artist

I love Law & Order. I love it to the point that I think that if it had it’s own channel, it would be the best channel on television besides when Teen Nick has marathons of Degrassi: The Next Generation.

And one thing I learned from Law & Order is that when you the police sketch artist comes in and draws a sketch of a suspect from a witness’ memory, it should be fucking pretty good. Why? BECAUSE that is their JOB (or at least part time job.)

Is Bethlehem getting their police sketch artist from the caricature stands at Musikfest? WTF?

Bethlehem police are hoping to identify a man they said broke into a home Thursday afternoon.

The man was knocking on doors of homes on Laurel Street, asking if residents needed yard work done, police said.

If someone is asking about yard work when there’s snow on the ground, that suspicious behavior should be reported to police, said police Lt. Mark DiLuzio.

He said just before 2 p.m., the man forced his way through a bathroom window of a home at 38 W. Laurel St. It’s unknown at this point what the man stole, police said.

The suspect is white, in his early 40s, about 5 feet 10 inches tall and and has brown hair with blond streaks. He wore a puffy blue coat, a cap and white sneakers. Source

WTF?

WHAT THE FUCK?

I’ll say it again. WHAT THE FUCK? First of all, do they NEED to use charcoal? Can’t they actually maybe color the blond streaks in there?

Did they do this in MS Paint?

Why not just throw a baseball cap on the dude too? Fucking Mister Potato Head. Whatever… I have no idea why this pisses me off so much, but it does.