I don’t care if it’s raining puppies biting kittens, I’m going to Celtic Classic in Bethlehem all weekend long and you should too. Why? Well, firstly because it’s the best festival ever since the teenagers are back in school and WAY too cool to be seen in kilts and……whiskey tent.
In addition to the awesomeness of Celtic Classic, you can play the Celtic Classic Photo Scavenger Hunt and win prizes from these local sponsors: Townsend Insurance Agency, Molly’s Irish Grille & Sports Pub, Blue Monkey Sports Bar and Restaurant, Joe’s Tavern, Eskandalo!, Blown Color Studio, The Gem Shop, Clementine Salon, The Brew Works, The Attic, Lehigh Valley Massage Associates, Journey Within Massage, and The Retro Deli!
Head here for more info and to download your pdf version of the rules! Who’s gonna win!?
Missed Connections after the photo :)
Date: 2012-09-27, 9:32PM EDT
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Hey you naughty boy!You we’re watching me & I was watching you! You were talking to the roller derby girl about the “pants”. After she walked away…so did you…but you came back past me again & you “bumped” my ass! You just needed to touch it…didn’t you?
What color were those “pants”? Or what color was I wearing? Or which thrift shop were we in?
You were quite the cutie!
Date: 2012-09-23, 4:19AM EDT
Reply to this post email@example.comYou were there at mcgradys last night, I seen a lot of fine ass girls. From skinny to curvy, I liked you all. I was the kid there in a lime green button down shirt. With a black Lehigh hat, sitting and smokin by the pool tables. If you seen me, hmu, I’m single!!!
Otherwise, I’m looking for Samantha spence, I miss talking to you baby, it’s been awhile. I was surprised to see you tonight. Your looking good, to bad your boy was there I would of picked u up and took you for a ride in my dodge.
Date: 2012-09-16, 10:04PM EDT
Reply to this post firstname.lastname@example.orgHi-This is a Long Shot- but We locked Eyes today in line at Kmart on 4th street in Allentown. You were a Hot Dad with your wife and kids .I am Single and Respect your Situation and can Discreetly Host you often at my house. Let me know the Car you drove and more about You. Thanks
Date: 2012-09-18, 7:21PM EDT
Reply to this post email@example.comSeeking an artsy girl
(night) of r e a d i n g
missed ——- connections ads
of post rock.
But, seriously, dude, I know you’re trying to express yourself, but the overuse of modifying characters actually negates from the meaning in and of itself. You need to be able to use these characters as intimate part of the actual poem, not as an extension. Reading this, the first thing I thought was how you’re using the commas and spaces and hyphens only because you just recently realized that you could. You’re not using them for effect, you’re using them as the effect. Real poetry doesn’t need anything added to it. In fact, the best poetry is poetry that can literally not have ANYTHING taken away from it. Oh, also, if any girl falls for this, please, please, PLEASE tell me all about it.
And while I wouldn’t normally post this one… because it’s Celtic Classic day and I love you… here it is.
Date: 2012-09-16, 1:06AM EDT
Reply to this post firstname.lastname@example.org after 12 you we’re naked from the waist down on the 7th floor parking deck, you have a nice thick ass, and when you bent over to get something from the back seat of your car i got a quick look at your pussy, if you’re not getting licked and fucked like you should email me and i’ll make you cum hard, put the color of your panties in the subject so i know it’s you, i’ll eat out your friend too so she doesn’t feel left out