Woman Found with Marijuana in Her Bra and Cocaine in Her Pants

I’ve touched on the topic of bras with secret pockets before. If I was a lady, I’d keep all my stuff in my bra, especially if I had small boobs. It just makes sense.

However, seeing that drugs are usually frowned upon by police officers who are actively looking for drugs, putting them in you bra and/or pants probably isn’t going to keep the popo from finding them.

Good try, though!

A 35-year-old woman was arrested during a traffic stop in Allentown after she was found with marijuana in her bra and cocaine in her pants, according to court records.

Allentown police were conducting a drug investigation on Friday night in the area of Sixth and Sumner streets when they saw a possible drug transaction inside a vehicle, according to court records.

Police stopped the vehicle in the 800 block of Gordon Street. Officers ordered passenger Tanya M. Delgado of Allentown out of the car and immediately smelled marijuana on her, according to court records. Police asked her where the marijuana smell came from and she pulled three bags of marijuana from her bra, according to a criminal complaint.

Officers asked her if she had anything else and she said she didn’t, but officers later found a sandwich bag with cocaine in her right pocket. A man with her was also arrested, but he was not identified in court records. SOURCE: The Morning Call

For her next trick, she pulled bail money out of her socks!

No, probably not really.

Where’s Criss Angel been lately, btw? Seriously. He was all levitating across buildings on my TV for like two years and the last I heard of him he was selling some sort of magic kit or something. 

I need to learn some cool magic tricks. People love magic tricks.

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