Creamed Corn Dumped on Bethlehem Porch (THE HUMANITY!)

I think we have reached the pinnacle of local news.

Not only was a local house vandalized, but the culprits did the unthinkable and dumped their cream corn on the residents’ front porch.

CREAMED CORN!

In some countries, this is an act of war.

In fact, I’m wondering if this isn’t some sort of newfangled gang initiation!

A home in the 1700 block of Center Street was reported Friday night to have been spray painted and creamed corn dumped on the front porch, according to police. SOURCE: The Express-Times

I’m not sure about you guys, but, …. when was the last time you had creamed corn? I know this is probably the wrong time to say this, but, now I really want some.

Creamed corn is akin to cottage cheese in the whole “gross foods that are somehow really gross when you think about them as a thing, but when they are in front of you, they aren’t so bad.”

Could have been worse, they could have dumped that yogurt with the fruit on the bottom on the porch. Wow, I hate that stuff.

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