New Jersey May Go Super Gay and Half of That is OK

Here’s my stance on gay marriage: Gay marriage is fine if you’re gay, but if you’re not gay, you shouldn’t be able to get gay married.

Doesn’t that make sense? Sure does to me.

Anyway, New Jersey senate or whatever the hell they have over there is going to vote on a bill that would allow dudes to marry dudes and girls to marry girls.

Now, here’s what I find funny. Dudes marrying dudes seems like a better idea to me. Gay dudes are fun, artsy, usually intelligent, worldly and they dress well. However, lesbians are usually all like “we hate men and we’re lesbians so we’re just going to not care about how we look.” Now, that’s fine. I have really no problem with that in the long run, but they just FOOL you throughout your youth.

Think about it, when you are like 10 you see your first lesbian on OnDemand and she is TOTALLY not the lesbian you’re going to see in real life.

Well, I kinda take that back, I know a few who are pretty  hot, but still, what are they going to offer society when they get married? The best way to ride a Harley together while making everyone who sees them wince?

At least the gay guys open up art galleries and shit.

After a month in legislative limbo, a controversial bill to allow gay marriage in New Jersey will get a vote in the state Senate Thursday, Senate President Richard Codey said Tuesday.

The decision sets up another dramatic day here as supporters said they won’t know if the measure will pass until the votes are tallied. Senators will make a decision a month after Codey called off a vote when sponsors worried there wasn’t enough support — and a week after Assembly Speaker Joseph Roberts said his house won’t vote on gay marriage until it passes the Senate. Source

Whatever, just pass the fucking thing already. Seriously. Our government already has legal tobacco products that kill thousands of people a year. We have legal gambling that causes some people to get killed by the mob and we even have legalized OXYGEN network. I mean, what’s a little gay marriage REALLY gonna do?

Nothing.