Boss Bites His Lady Employee’s Breast (Also, Pearl Jam)

When I first heard the album “Ten” by Pearl Jam and the song “Jeremy” the line, “bit the recess lady’s breast” was in it and I was like, “He bit what?”

Now, there are one bazillion worse lyrics in music history, most of them by 2 Live Crew, but as a preteen, the lyrics really struck me.

Why was this kid biting boobs? Why was Eddie Vedder singing about it?

A Northampton man accused of biting the breast of a woman who worked for him in North Whitehall Township has been charged with harassment.

Stefan A. Skweir, 38, was issued a citation Tuesday in the summary offense that allegedly occurred 2:30 p.m. May 15 at ANS Coins on Route 873 near Schnecksville.

Skweir bit the breast of a 42-year-old Schnecksville woman, state police at Bethlehem said. The bite did not require medical treatment, according to police. SOURCE: The Morning Call

I’m not a woman, but I would imagine that getting bit on your boob wouldn’t be fun,

Some girl told me once that getting punched in the boobs hurt as much as getting kicked in the balls.

I still don’t believe her.

Also, Pearl Jam still rocks.