I have no problem with whatever you want to do. If you’re a dude and you want to wear pantyhose, by all means, go ahead. Joe Namath did it.
Just, don’t steal them. Get your pantyhose the old fashioned way, by working very hard and making enough money to buy your own!
There’s no way this guy didn’t have like ten runners in his stockings…
A man found at a fast-food restaurant wearing pantyhose he allegedly shoplifted from a nearby pharmacy is facing theft and drug charges, officials said.
Thomas Thompson had a small bag of marijuana and a hypodermic needle on him when police picked him up Wednesday night at the McDonald’s at 442 Wyandotte St., said officials, adding that Thompson was wearing pantyhose he allegedly stole a short time before from the CVS pharmacy a couple of blocks away at 305 West 4th St.
Police were looking for Thompson after they viewed a CVS surveillance video allegedly showing Thompson taking the pantyhose from a $4.95 2-pack box of Style Essentials by L’eggs and stuffing it up his shirt sleeve, officials said.
Thompson, of 1168 Main St., Hellertown, Northampton Co., was arraigned early Thursday morning on retail theft and drug possession charges and committed to the Northampton County Prison on $5,000 bail, according to court documents. SOURCE: WFMZ.com
I’m glad we know exactly which type he was trying to steal. My mom must have worn a similar style because I remember reading the word L’eggs on the package and thinking, “Hmmm that package looks like eggs.”
Are pantyhose just to keep your legs warm or do women wear them because their legs are pale and ugly? Also, how haven’t they made pantyhose that are impossible to tear? We have the technology, hmm, but then you wouldn’t have to buy new pairs all the time…. Hmmmm.