Nazareth Kid is Super Hot (His Sister Thinks…)

So, sure, this kid is pretty hot. He’s.. got that John Stamos like hair. He’s… kinda athletic. He’s a “secret mushball” which must be some sort of sexual term. And, he’s going to be in Seventeen Magazine as one of the hottest dudes in the 50 states (but there probably aren’t any from West Virginia, just sayin’)

Now, while this is great for this kid, the weird part is that his sister is the one who totally thinks he’s so fucking hot she wants it in the Magazine bitches….

Oh, everyone in this story has a Facebook Profile, so you have to read on.

Paul Garzillo, (Facebook Profile) 18, a senior at Nazareth High School, is hot — or so says Seventeen magazine.

The Bushkill Township teen is one of 17 young men from across the nation selected by the magazine as its “hottest guys.”

As a hot guy, Paul appears in the February issue of Seventeen, now on newstands.

But being selected is not just about looking good. For the next year, Paul will tackle the task of answering teen girls’ online questions about love and relationships. And, as hot guy/counselor to the lovelorn, “you’ll be seeing me in the magazine again,” he says.

It all started in early Oct. 2009, when Paul’s 19-year-old sister, Brittany (Facebook Profile), a freshman at Moravian College, saw that Seventeen magazine was looking for good-looking guys to offer love advice. She immediately thought about her brother.

“She’s always had a lot of confidence in me,” says Paul.

Together, he and Brittany wrote a brief description of him, filled out a questionnaire and submitted multiple photos. Within a few days, Paul was contacted by the magazine to answer more questions, and within a week, he knew he was heading to New York City for a photo shoot as one of the magazine’s hottest guys.

“They must have thought I knew what I was talking about,” says Paul, who has a fairly good track record.

He has been dating his current girlfriend, Sarah Kate Young (Facebook Profile) of Nazareth, for 10 months.

Sarah is having fun introducing him as her hot guy, he says, although adding, “I wouldn’t say it. I’m pretty humble.” Source

I don’t know why this reminds me of a story that my college girlfriend told me, but it does. See, she had this weird fucking roomate who was, just, weird. Like, nerdy but overly nerdy, like she was TRYING to be fucking disgusting all the time. Whatever, the bottom line is my girlfriend at the time walked into their shared room and found her masturbating with an anime action figure.

Now, this may be because Paul up there is obviously gay, or maybe because his sister has an Angelina Jolie-like affection to her brother, either way, I’m glad that I was able to think about girls masturbating to anime today, thank you Paul.

Oh, and Sarah Kate Young, get ready to get cheated on in 3, 2, 1…..