Guy Steals Girlfriend’s TV, I’m Guessing This Means It’s Over (FACEBOOK PROFILE)

I am in the market for a new TV. I just want to be able to have a cool new HDTV where I can plug in a thumb drive and hook up my Netflix and ay some Wii and make some sandwiches and whatever else. It’s just time. I am American and I should have a much larger TV. Like a 62 incher, at least.

I am going to watch so many episodes of popular television shows on this thing and everyone will want to come over and watch The Walking Dead with me. America.

A woman’s boyfriend made off with her TV set, police say, and they have issued a warrant for his arrest.

The victim, who resides in the Flemington Mews apartments, told Patrolman Jerry Rotella on Sept. 17 that a guy she had been dating for about a month was at her residence and took her bedroom television. The man was identified as Keith Fluck, 31, (FACEBOOK PROFILE) from Hatfield Pa.

She said she came home from work and lunched with him that day, but at about 4:30 p.m. she came home and found her 32-inch flat-screen Sony television missing from her bedroom. She said it was the only thing missing. She phoned Fluck, but he didn’t answer.

Rotella found out that Fluck is wanted in Phillipsburg on a $287 motor vehicle violation warrant. SOURCE: NJ.com

You should always background check your new boyfriend or girlfriend. In this day and age it’s so easy how could you not? Back in the 80s it must have been awesome to have been a jerk and just moved from girlfriend to girlfriend because no one was keeping tabs on you. I mean, unless it was in the same town, then you’d probably be screwed.

Also, someone who steals a TV must really have no scruples. How could you watch football every Sunday on that and not feel awful?